Now yesterday this stupid pokemon brought an illicit item called rare candy (absolutely no cheating when leveling up!)... Now I saw that this 'mon was new (duh my pokedex has never seen it before) and perhaps the "rules" were not crystal (as clear as mud I wager, another irony)... So I told it to teleport away before I start throwing my pokeballs at it and telling it the next time I see it I'm just going to throw pokeballs mercilessly... Luckily it knew the skill teleport so I was like ok with it... Then the next day, I saw this pokemon with a CNJ brand of rare candy... Well my pokedex registered it as a water type pokemon... No mercy... My fellow trainer FM used X ray and stunned it... Then 1 pokeball did the trick... Cool and I got another pokemon... My first pokemon that I caught (excluding the Horsea given to me of course)... Now the difference is that the latter pokemon knew the "rules" but still wanted to get caught... So I guess it asked for it eh? Compassion Vs Ruthlessness!
Ok that wasn't the main issue... The main issue is this one... Another fellow trainer, MoBA caught this water type pokemon to show me how extensive his pokemon collection is... Bill would be so proud... But when I went home, I saw a repulsive sight... I saw two punks (no pokemon outside la ;D) smoking on the freaking bus... Now if only Pokeballs could catch humans, I would have unleashed all 99 Pokeballs at them... I felt so powerless... Rather, I felt that my pokeballs are omnipotent to pokemons but yet powerless to punks who deserved to be caught, to spend an eternity trapped inside a pokeball... Really screwed up man... The only thing I could do was glare and hope that the cigarettes are noxious enough to cause lung cancer to the culprits...
Conclusion: This is law and order at its' finest! Sometimes I wonder if I'm looking at the wrong place and the wrong time... But I figured today that it's not really my fault... It's just the flaw in the law and the blooper in the order...
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